SLOANIK is an alien con artist and peddler who will try to sell anything to anyone.  Cozmo has little patience for him, but since he buys drinks for some of the customers, Cozmo keeps him around.  He’s been known to actually have something of value to sell, but not very often.  Sloanik’s persistence often brings on the wrath of some of the customers, but he seems to know just when to quit.