MOOFA

The bar’s mascot/pet is a strange furry creature named MOOFA, and innocuous fuzzy thing the size of a large boulder with no visible legs or head… just a long trunk or shout, like an anteater’s.  Moofa moves slowly, making his meticulous circuit of the bar floor, vacuuming every corner with his snout.  Moofa is a bottom-feeder, who eats all the dust, all the peanut shells, all the dropped wrappers and crumbs, no matter what its chemical composition.  The bar is immaculately clean, thanks to Moofa’s efforts.